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Friday Caption Contest: Robert Mugabe steals $2billion & still gets our cash edition

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- Tom Winnifrith

This week it emerged that Robert Mugabe, Africa’s Hitler, had stolen $2 billion worth of diamonds from the poor people of Zimbabwe. But still the UK hands over £80 million a year directly in aid and a lot more via the Evil Empire.

And so in honour of the old Devil this week’s caption contest is an Uncle Bob special. Let’s see if the UK’s wittiest accountant Jon Pickles can somehow get Prince Harry into his entry for this week.

Please post your captions in the comments boxes below. The winner gets a Piss off Argentina T-shirt which, of course, you can always buy here.

For what it is worth my entry is: “Just in case the next cheque from Bankrupt Britain bounces, I can always use my Barclaycard to buy my next private jet”

Last week I asked for suitable captions for this picture.

The judge says that the winner with his Angela Merkel joke is, er…me, with:

The leader of Germany says: “I think it is good also for the UK to be part of Europe. If you have a world of seven billion, and if you are alone in that world, I don’t think that is good for the UK. So I will do everything to keep the UK in the EU as a good partner, and that is why I’m going to London and I will ask the inhabitants of the wonderful island to reflect that they will not be happy if they are alone in this world”

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