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Oscar Pistorious kills girlfriend - the best of the tasteless twitter comments

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- Tom Winnifrith

Some may describe this as being more tasteless than a Findus horse lasagne. There will be those who gloss over the reports of repeated domestic incidents in this household and say that we should all move on. I haven’t. And so I bring you the best of the Oscar Pistorious twitter jokes today

@MrWard_
Oscar Pistorious killed his misses on valentines day so dont complain when yours forgets 2 get a card

@sickipediabot
Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don’t try to surprise Oscar Pistorious.

‏@FattusAntus
Oscar Pistorious. Proof that a man with no legs is better at shooting than Theo Walcott.

@FattusAntus
Oscar Pistorious. A history of violence against women and has spent most of his life legless. He’s the South African Paul Gascoigne.

‏@aidan_fletcher
Oscar Pistorious shot dead his girlfriend last night. By the looks of things, he doesn’t really have a leg to stand on…

@Brandy_Carroll
Can’t blame Oscar Pistorious for mistaking his girlfriend for a burglar. One takes half your money and possessions. The other is a burglar.

‏@NeilInbetween_
I think Oscar Pistorious took the band name ‘Bullet for my valentine’ a little too far

@cobbo3
Lesson from Oscar Pistorious’ girlfriend shooting? If your boyfriend has a gun, always try and get home b4 him.

@mrkennysenior
Police confirm that when Oscar Pistorious was arrested he was armed with a gun and two blades

‏*@theponyboy*
Think its pretty clear that Oscar Pistorious is an un-stable man

@LRPBaldwin
Apparently oscar pistorious shot his misses because he thought she was an intruder, police say he was on a night out an came home legless

@JackMinall
Oscar Pistorious has now taken the worst boyfriend title away from Chris Brown. Shooting your misses on Valentines day.

‏@alex49200
Why was Oscar Pistorius’s girlfriend burgling him? Yet more proof that women are mental.

@richie_dgs
Oscar Pistorious- by the sounds of things he may not have legs but he is fully armed!

To read the best of the Pope quits twitter jokes go HERE.

To read the best of the Findus Lasagne twitter jokes go HERE.

To read the best of the Tesco twitter jokes go HERE.

To read the best of the Chris Huhne, Liar, criminal and ex MP twitter jokes go HERE.

To read the best of the Lance Armstrong twutter jokes go HERE.

To read the best the #tweetlikealefty twitter jokes go HERE.

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