Sitting on the casting couch at Real Man Pizza – but where are the literate British candidates?

Due to the ongoing pick up in business at Real Man Pizza Company we are hiring a new waitress. And so from tomorrow afternoon a number of young ladies from across Europe are popping in to see Dominique and myself in Clerkenwell. All appear desperate for work and so will come in at less than 24 hours’ notice.

How many British applicants? One. The most illiterate CV?  No prizes for guessing.

I despair.