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Friday Caption Contest – Thick Scots Special

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- Tom Winnifrith

I could not sleep last night. Harriet Harman’s comments about what goes on her bedroom gave me a series of nightmares. And so my prime entry in this week’s caption contest is in honour of the silly old trout.

Apparently the photo originally comes from Scotland where a man really did get his head stuck in this recycling bin. What was he up to? Did someone tell Charlie Kennedy that there was a half empty bottle inside? Whatever happened to this poor chap I am sure that everyone soon agreed that it was all the fault of the English or the wicked Tories or both.

My entry is: “Harriet Harman’s husband looks for rapid escape as she warns she is bored of TV and is in the bedroom”

Alternatively how about “Pete Townshend conducts in in-depth examination of the bin outside Jimmy Savile’s old house purely in the interests of research.”

I am sure that you can do better. Post your entries in the comments section below by 4 PM on Monday. The winner will be announced next week.

Last week I asked for suitable captions for this picture:

And the winner is: “At the UKIP Party Conference, members vote on the surprise nomination of Herman Van Rompuy to replace Nigel Farage as the next UKIP party leader.”

Well done to Chris G who wins a Piss Off Argentina T-Shirt. Chris drop me an email and I shall be posting out to all winners to date on Tuesday.

Of course you can buy your own Piss off Argentina T-shirt exclusively here.

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