Fareham

3069 days ago

The Buy case for InternetQ from the folks who told you to buy Globo 4 days before suspension - Canaccord

Up until it quit as joint broker to the Fareham fraud, Canaccord had its tech analysts urging clients to buy shares in the POS Quindell (QPP). Four days before the Globo (GBO) fraud saw its shares suspended the same monkeys published a buy note on that stock. And now for the hat-trick.

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3097 days ago

Breaking: Wormwood Scrubs to hold fund-raiser for David Lenigas

One good turn deserves another and following Big Dave’s black tie event on Friday (see here) we hear that down at the scrubs they are planning a charity event on B Wing for David “I drown my enemies in confetti” Lenigas. Noting that Lenigas Cuba might soon have to return most of its cash to mug punters and that LGO looks set to go tits up, a committee has been established to bail out Big Dave.  Details are sketchy but inmates are awaiting the imminent arrival of Mr Rob Terry of the notorious Fareham Five gang”

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3424 days ago

Life as CFO in a failing company like Quindell: someone who has been there explains

What is it like being Laurence Moorse, the FD at Quindell (QPP) as it goes down the swanny. I asked a gentleman now FD of a successful AIM listed company but who in a former life was parachuted into a quoted entity that he pretty soon realized was a can of worms, to explain. The experience still haunts him. His recollection will give you some idea of what life is like in Fareham right now.

What would my life be like? In a word, Shit! Actually 3 words. Unbelievably fucking shit. What would I be doing with my time? Simple, I would be focused on 2 areas (broadly defined and mutually overlapping) but here goes: 

The Day Job 

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3456 days ago

Friday Quindell Caption Contest - Jobs Going at the Country Club Edition

Are you a member of the QPPSAG and worrying about how to explain to the Mrs that Christmas is going to be cancelled until 2021? Are you employed by a well known Fraudulent company based in Fareham and worried that you are about to lose your job? Or are you a board member at Quindell facing an enforced career change within the next few days? I am here to help, The Sheriff can reveal that one Hampshire based business is hiring aggressively. Yes it is the Country Club!

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