Sunday December 21, 2014
What sort of country do we live in? UKIP, immigration & poison
Reasons to divorce the Mrs – Giving money to Simon bloody Cowell of X-Factor
Weekly Video Postcard #94 - Christmas & why West Ham needs to send me to Greece (urgent plea) edition


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Weekly Video Postcard #94 - Christmas & why West Ham needs to send me to Greece (urgent plea) edition

7 days ago

At the Greek Hovel the Olive harvest Really Does Start Tomorrow and Kambos a hive of activity

21 days ago

As I was leaving Eleni's - you so missed out on this in the UK

29 days ago

Back at the Greek Hovel – logistics nightmare one

29 days ago

Video Postcard #89 - The Real Man Christmas party & back to the Greek Hovel Edition

35 days ago

First Great Western ‘avin a bubble

48 days ago

Weekly Video Postcard #82 – Off to war we go edition

86 days ago

Video Postcard #81 – Reflections on the summer at the Greek Hovel

91 days ago

This time it really WAS a snake encountered at the Greek Hovel

98 days ago

Weekly Video Postcard #79 – Why Scotland should vote YES! To Independence

105 days ago

51% of 5 million welfare addicts set to vote for economic hara-kiri: Poll says Scots will vote yes in #IndyRef – Great News!

106 days ago

Bitten by a Duck in Kardamili Greece as the Mrs laughed loudly

113 days ago

Motorbike Issues at the Greek Hovel

125 days ago

Quindell four times as likely to go bust as Greece, but Piers Linney an even worse bet say ShareProphets readers

134 days ago

Feeling Guilt at the Greek Hovel – Not Making the Mental Leap

144 days ago

My second pair of trousers set for retirement at The Greek Hovel – weight loss update

149 days ago

Transport Issues at the Greek Hovel – Luckily I am Steve Frigging McQueen

149 days ago

Video - If you do not hear from me again: #IstandwithIsrael

151 days ago

Apparently I am not married anymore as I try to help the Greek bailout

152 days ago

I may be fat but will not be soon, you will always be a moron

154 days ago

Weekly Video Postcard #72 – Update from The Greek Hovel and Gaza Edition

155 days ago

ShareProphets (Prophets of Doom), REM, Bulletin Board Morons – a FINAL word

158 days ago

Not making myself popular in Greece – The World Cup Final causes a problem

160 days ago

Weekly Video Postcard #71 – Report From The Greek Hovel Number 7: Church & State in Greece edition

161 days ago

Picture Special – a view to die for: Report from the Greek Hovel Number 5

162 days ago

Picture Special – Report from the Greek Hovel Number 4

162 days ago

The Long & Winding Road – Report from the Greek Hovel Number 2

163 days ago

Would I prefer rats or snakes in my bedroom? Report from the Greek Hovel Number 1

163 days ago

Weekly Video Postcard #70 – Off to The Greek Hovel & The Political Paedophile Cover Up Edition

168 days ago

Weekly Caption Contest – Goats in the Olive Groves Edition

175 days ago

Who to Support in the World Cup? A Hard call

190 days ago

The Mrs Buys a hovel in Greece and I head off to the Building Site in July

217 days ago

Capitalism works…even in Greece

226 days ago

Minoan – a few Thoughts from Greece

231 days ago

The Mrs in the Doghouse – Endeavour & Nashville

231 days ago

A final bitter taste of Greece - a "sharp" waiter at the Athens Sofitel

232 days ago

A last bitter taste of Greece

232 days ago

Getting Organised for the trip back, but planning to be back in Greece in July on a building site

234 days ago

Huge Cultural Insensitivity by the Mrs in Epidavros…I am going to have to report her to the Liverpool Police

234 days ago

More Grilled Sheep Intestine Sir?

235 days ago

Jamie Oliver inflicted on Greece – haven’t the poor bastards suffered enough?

235 days ago

Globo – Pre Results day stalking video and photos in Greece

235 days ago

Riot porn from Athens Greece on the way on May 1st – your man is on the spot camera in hand

236 days ago

The Mrs & The Countdown to releasing the cats from cat prison

237 days ago

Easter Day Goat in Greece

244 days ago

Happy Easter from Greece

246 days ago

Weekly Political Video Postcard #63 the Mani history and the future tragedy of Greece edition

246 days ago

Master Chief in Greece? MeThinks Not

246 days ago

Globo – See you chaps in Athens on 30th April for a Results Day Video Doorstep

248 days ago

The Death of David Cochrane – more details, the snails and a question for my father

253 days ago

A Sad End to the David Cochrane quest – chatting to the priest in Delphi

253 days ago

Weekly Video Postcard #62 from Delphi Greece: Cyril Smith was just one of the leading paedo-politiians will the establishment come clean on the rest edition

253 days ago

Video & Photos: Finding the grave of Great Uncle David Cochrane in Delphi – Part 2

254 days ago

Finding the Grave of Great Uncle David Cochrane in Delphi: video 1: an amazing discovery

255 days ago

Weekly Video Postcard #61 – Maria Miller looks like a greedy pig and she is a greedy pig edition

259 days ago

Farewell to Bristol for a Month

264 days ago

Gulf Keystone: News from the Bond Market (bad) & Just how margined are the bulls (scary)

265 days ago

Endeavour is back – the highlight of the weekend beckons

267 days ago

Weekly Video Postcard #60: Three Reasons to Vote UKIP (albeit holding nose) on May 22nd Edition

267 days ago

Post-Independence Scotland – The Map once the welfare junkies Fuck Off

267 days ago

The Scales Have Arrived and this is not good news at all

275 days ago

My trousers are falling down

277 days ago

Weekly Video Postcard #58 – Great Uncles, Great Rugby, Bob Crow and the deceit of the left edition

281 days ago

The Great Uncles in Greek Graves – far more questions than answers

285 days ago

Weekly video postcard #57 – Reflections on the “Greek” Graves of my Great Uncles Edition

287 days ago

Globo – what the f**k is going on with its auditors?

289 days ago

EU to Offer 11 billion Euro in aid to Ukraine – with what ffing cash?

291 days ago

The Schadenfreude spilleth over as Man United Kebabbed in Athens

299 days ago

The Winter Olympics – spin as the begging bowl goes out again

299 days ago

Has Greece Gone Away?

315 days ago

The Scots cannot have Independence and a blank cheque from England – Can’t they just Fuck Off and Go it 100% alone?

341 days ago

My global Christmas Tree 2013 says goodbye – 2014 will be different

350 days ago

Why I do not write articles on Bulletin Boards/LinkedIn groups

367 days ago

I appear to have been evicted from the Linkedin UKIP Group

378 days ago

Greece’s Agony – Anthony’s Story

467 days ago

It’s Time to Leave (the EU) T-shirt winning fans at breakfast in Greece

467 days ago

Greece Being Greece…

467 days ago

Register for Tomograph - today's issue a Despina Vandi, Greece, Sefton and Pinsent Masons edition

482 days ago

Don't you just love the French? Brilliant come-backs

484 days ago

Sefton Victory celebrations underway & the 666 shirt goes on sabattical

488 days ago

Finding my Grandparents Grave

499 days ago

Friday Caption Contest on a Sunday - Injunction Special

511 days ago

Monemvasia - photos of a magical place

512 days ago

Heading back to The Corner of Clerkenwell

516 days ago

Greece – The Czech Waitress Question: This place is bonkers

516 days ago

Friday Caption Contest on a Sunday (thanks to Jim Ellerton)

518 days ago

Greece - the Long Term Death Spiral of Ageing

519 days ago

The Real Hidden Greece

519 days ago

Tom Milks a Goat Video - It is not easy

519 days ago

Goat Milk becomes Cheese, onions & Goat porn

519 days ago

The view from my office in Greece

521 days ago

Pathetic Bulletin Board Moron of the decade, goat milking and the nobility of self-sufficiency

521 days ago

Shock exclusive: Sefton's Ellerton exposed as a rogue - I speak to Gary Dillabaugh

521 days ago

The tomatoes are for my father..., the melons for google and tomorrow morning it is goat milking

522 days ago

As you suffer a heat wave in Britain – it is tipping it down here in Greece!

522 days ago

The Bridge at Arta – Finally I get to see it

522 days ago

Weekend Video Postcard #40 Albania Edition

525 days ago

Reflections on an expensive meal in Corfu – Greece still does not get it.

526 days ago

The Deluded Lefty is on her way – prepare for a slowdown

528 days ago

The Bulletin Board Morons – They do not like it up ‘em

528 days ago

Frigging hell it is 7.40 in Greece and where’s my breakfast?

529 days ago

Back with Spiros, I'm sitting alone in the pool & thinking about a holiday in Stoke on Trent

531 days ago

Athens Bus Station - Why Greece Does not work

532 days ago

Is where I have just been called a clip joint?

532 days ago

Greek cat pictures - aaagh

533 days ago

Tom’s weekly video postcard #39 – Back to Greece Edition

533 days ago

Sales of Porsche Cayenne’s in Larissa (Greece)

533 days ago

Room with a view – Monemvasia

534 days ago

The Bus Driver & why Greece doesn’t work

536 days ago

As I look out on Prince Phillip’s birthplace I ponder Mark Mcelney why are you such a Dickhead

537 days ago

And so the journey to the spiritual homeland of Greece begins...

537 days ago

Weekly Video Post Card #38 – Mandela and Osborne/ Bankrupt Britain edition

540 days ago

Register for the weekly Tomograph newsletter - mad week and 3 days to Greece issue

540 days ago

George Osborne & the Spending Review – everyone is lying

540 days ago

Another one year anniversary marked today

542 days ago

One Year Old – today: A look back

568 days ago

Off to Berlin with the Stag & Hen Parties

575 days ago

Piss off Kenneth Clarke you old Euromaniac fool – UKIP bashing

602 days ago

Rocking With the anarchists not the commies

602 days ago

Farewell Zakynthos – Am I a snob? Yes

602 days ago

Almost Back in Britain – announcement pending

604 days ago

The Greek 200 metres

608 days ago

Getting Life in balance – time for a Holiday

612 days ago

A generation pulverized by the Euro – this is a crime against humanity

616 days ago

What Cyprus actually means – the New post Euro Order

629 days ago

The Iraqi benefits queen YOU pay for – why housing benefit is a farce our useless MPs will not deal with

630 days ago

The old “We are vulnerable to a bid” line – ref Cupid

637 days ago

The Death of Freedom, I am hacked off with Airstrip One – but am I covered? Is Guido covered?

642 days ago

Cyprus – State Sponsored Socialist Theft in the Eurozone – it could happen here

645 days ago

RIP An Old Friend - Why I have written little for 24 hours

654 days ago

A day wasted by Sefton and my July 11 Moment – See you in Court bitchez

654 days ago

What will be the Black Swan that blows up the world economy by 2015? China, US or Europe?

657 days ago

Pond Life with Robert Sutherland Smith (February Edition)

664 days ago

Weekend Video Postcard Number 29

665 days ago

My 10 letter keyboard, my old friend

673 days ago

Creating an Agricultural bubble the EU way & pissing away millions

686 days ago

The Gaping Divide between the Political Elite and Plebs like us in 2013: The EU

718 days ago

It is Published TODAY and Can be Downloaded NOW – Letters from the Chestnut Tree cafe!

741 days ago

Ha! Christian Aid: Gotcha – you called the wrong Mr T Winnifrith on the £2billion day

746 days ago

On Sale Now: Letters from the Chestnut Tree Cafe (Thoughtcrimes in Britain and Greece 1984 is finally here)

758 days ago

Is Viagra Man about to be Bobbited?

766 days ago

Going on Strike soon: Spain, the Guardian, The Tube Drivers – I stand with you comrades.

772 days ago

Friday Caption Contest – Spoiled for Choice but the EU & Merkel win

772 days ago

Greek General Strike Called – Cue Cheap Jokes

781 days ago

Friends of Albania – no escape from the Health Nazis

783 days ago

David Cameron, an EU spokesman, the Biased BBC's Today programme and your cash

787 days ago

Caption Contest – Pres Obama & Saddam Hussein Special

794 days ago

New Greek Opinion Poll – the Established Order is Destroyed

794 days ago

Nazis on the March in Greece – Blame it on the Nobel Peace Prize Winner

795 days ago

Minoan: Godawful tip starting to come right big time

795 days ago

Merkel in Greece Caption Contest: Early winner: Jon Pickles a genius

797 days ago

Friday Caption Contest – Reichsfuhrer Merkel in Greece Special

801 days ago

Greece – Madness upon madness – you could not make it up

810 days ago

Minoan – Better Late than Never: Buy

821 days ago

I am officially a friend of Albania at last – Madlands, Murderlands on the way

824 days ago

Greece is crumbling. Is there any way out?

838 days ago

Dan Hannan, Greeks and Corsets

851 days ago

Light blogging ahead, journey back Playboy PR girl finally gets in touch

856 days ago

More Greek madness (you will not believe it) and a national holiday plus a peach of a shot

858 days ago

The Tomograph Issue 4

862 days ago

Video Postcard Number 4

862 days ago

Going for a Haircut Greek Style

862 days ago

Passing 6 million people in a week & The Fed Can't Say what it wants to say but the Presses are being oiled

862 days ago

The Crazy Economics of a Greek bus ride

864 days ago

I am not a friend of Greece – It is Linkedin Official

864 days ago

Lunch with Kostas and Anna at the best Bakery in Greece – Farewell Zitsa

865 days ago

Sparkling Red Wine, a curious brew, a wonderful view and big melons – a picture special

866 days ago

Greece it is serious: official admits cost of bribes is plunging, industry in depression

867 days ago

Greek bankers on strike – this country is in dreamland

867 days ago

Butrint - A place to see before you die

868 days ago

The David Horgan Ireland Rule Works & Almost Farewell to an old friend

868 days ago

Greece v Albania for my next Holiday: No contest. Albania wins unless...

869 days ago

Video Postcard from Albania

869 days ago

Off to Buthrint and another Blair joke

870 days ago

Conned by the Silver Surfer and his SEO Campaign – Thanks Dad

872 days ago

When is a Greek Salad not a Greek Salad?

872 days ago

Holiday in Albania – Part 1 – National Leave your Gun at Home Day

873 days ago

Last message from Greece – Albania beckons, farewell Spiros and White Fang

873 days ago

Feet Eating Fish and Whitebait: No Thanks

874 days ago

Scales found in Greece (at last) and Weight Loss Update for Abbe

875 days ago

Greek Olympic Racism Bad. Arab Olympic Racism fine and dandy

877 days ago

A Second Video Postcard from Greece

877 days ago

Real Greek Tragedies. Petra’s Friends

877 days ago

Voula Papachristou – I am with Voltaire

877 days ago

Reasons to stay in Greece for at least another month – D Day

880 days ago

A Pheasant in a Pet Shop & a Vlach from Oz by the Pool

880 days ago

Visiting The Corfu Synagogue – the Meaning of Holocaust

881 days ago

Shorting Ban: Spain is Bust so too are Italy and France. Let’s be honest for Once.

881 days ago

Video Postcard from Tom Winnifrith & Book News

881 days ago

A question about sunbathing

883 days ago

Greece is Bust: Does that Bazooka Minoan?

886 days ago

Essex: Washing Powder from Greece

886 days ago

A sharp increase in the cost of smoking & Dodgy websites

888 days ago

A Night on a Greek Bus not playing Footsie – Blogging Delayed.

888 days ago

Mining Man Meets Playboy PR Girl - Learning with Linkedin

891 days ago

Friday Question: What is the Greek unemployment rate?

892 days ago

My Greek 1 Eurocent I shall not spend

892 days ago

The Travelling Begins...

894 days ago

(Lack of) Service Culture, Internet frustration and Greece

894 days ago

Greek Cats on National Kissing Day

896 days ago

Visiting a Greek Post Office – The Dilemma

897 days ago

The Margins on Sun Tan Lotion – I am in the Wrong Business

898 days ago

A visit to a Greek bus station tells you all

900 days ago

Greece v Germany: Up Yours Merkel

912 days ago

Greece – Now a total sideshow & Election 3 on the way?

917 days ago

Greeks, Lesbians and Vlachs – why my fascination with Greece?

918 days ago

Farage on the Euro Farce – not enough lifeboats and the titanic has hit the iceberg

921 days ago

The Pain in Spain falls mainly on the Germans and French

924 days ago

The Greek Political Elite in action?

927 days ago

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