Joshua Photo article - Reporting the Mrs to Social Services

I must take the blame for turning my daughter into a diehard West Ham supporter and as I inflict a lifetime of relegation battles and cup humiliations on her I accept that I may well be reported to social services for torturing her thus. But I want everyone to know that I am not responsible for young Joshua's new T-shirt which he is wearing below. Oh no...

I found it in my stocking on Christmas Day which means that it is either Santa or the Mrs who needs to be reported to Social Services as my four month old son starts down the path of misery as a member of the claret and blue army.