As you may know, I hit the keys on my computer so hard that after a while the figures on them wear off. Then they become so damaged that they stop working altogether or only if you hit them repeatedly very hard. At that point hipster Marxist, the pizza hardman Darren Atwater, says "why don't you get a new Mac costing loads of moolah from the money tree?" and I go buy a new keyboard, which looks like what I have been using all my adult life, and plug it in. Joshua types like his Dad as you can see in the video below...
As it happens my son and heir got so carried away that he smashed the connecting cable. So I could not type anythiong all day until we got to Kalamata where the Mrs popped in to see my pals at Germanos. Now I have a magic new keyboard with both Greek and English letters, to help me learn to speak bubble, with the " symbol creating an @ and vice versa and which connects to my PC by magic rather than cable. So i am back. Meanwhile here is Joshua in action.