And they are off… the first Democrat to throw their hat into the ring as a potential Presidential candidate for 2020 is Senator Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts. As an out and proud deplorable I can think of few, bar crooked Hillary herself who is – quite amazingly - considering a run herself, I’d rather see the Dems select. Pocohontas is everything that is wrong with the Democrat party.
Senator Warren has managed to advance her career in law, academia and politics from the GetGo by claiming that she was of Native American descent despite the fact that she looked whiter than the driven snow. Suspecting this claimed ethnicity was just plain horse, Donald Trump taunted Ms Warren by calling her Pocohontas.
The humourless left, goaded by Warren herself, branded this “racist.” Of course it was not, it was a joke not about native Americans but about Ms Warren, but "racist" is how the left brand all conservatives whatever they say or think. This is particularly the case when they are trying to deflect attention from a legitimate charge. This is the way of “circling the wagons” as they used to say out West when Senator’s Warren’s forebears rode in on horses whooping and shooting.
Finally Warren took a DNA test and was proud to announce that she is 1/1024 Native American. Most Americans have far more Native American blood in them than the wannabee President. As someone who is 1/32 Swiss, Pocohontas suddenly makes, me want to take up yodelling, cross country skiing, read the Heidi books all over again and demand my share of the Nazi gold. Of course, I do not claim to be Swiss. Actually I think I might be 1/64th Swiss, but what does it matter? In Pocohontas terms, I was born with a Toblerone bar in my right hand and an Alpine horn in my left.
Warren’s claims to Native American ancestry are shown to be an almost total lie. Yet she has used them for decades to enrich herself through career advancement and to virtue signal as she, an ethnic, found it easier to identify with other ethnic minorities as victims and to slate those godawful racist conservatives. How could we argue on anything with the ultimate victim, a woman who more or less grew up in a wigwam? Were it not for the European genocide of her folks, Ms Warren would still today be riding the plains hunting buffalo.
Warren’s corruption, dishonesty and wretched virtue signalling is everything that is wrong with the modern Democrat Party and which, outside the Godless liberal coastal Cities which share such “values” makes it unelectable.
In that vein, Pocohontas would be a totally suitable person to fly the Democratic flag in 2020 a woman utterly in line with the values of her party today. And, as a supporter of the other side, if we are not to see the dream candidate for the blues, the crooked one herself, Warren would be pretty much the next best thing. Come on Dems you know it makes sense:
Warren for Big White House Chief, Pocohontas for President!