In the week that Prime Minister David Cameron told a stack of lies about cutting spending and the deficit before flying off to inspect our troops in Afgnaistan claiming that an orderly withdrawal was possible in 2014 (another lie), Call Me Dave should be in the spotlight for the caption contest. But instead I turn to my favourite colourful mining boss, proven liar Damian Convoy of AIM listed Alecto Resources (ALO) as featured here and here.
My entry is:
Damian over the loudspeaker: “ Welcome gentlemen to the AGM of Alecto Resources. I have been networking hard on your behalf and may I introduce you to your new team of competent persons who will be showing off their resource estimates later.”
If you can do better, tweet your entries by 4 PM Monday to @tomwinnifrith and the most tasteless/wittiest entry by someone following me will win one of our Piss off Argentina mugs.
Last week’s caption contest asked you to examine this photo below.
The judge, someone with impeccable judgement as he says I am looking good, said that the wittiest entry was, ahem, once again from me. So no prize handed out on this occasion. My offering was:
Kid One: “So where did you put the dope then?” Kid Two – “she’s standing at the back”
This week I offer you enormous scope to be tasteless – I am sure that in honour of Mr Conboy you can come up with enough to win the mug (That is a Piss off Argentina mug, not a reference to a shareholder in Alecto Resources).
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