In the week that Londoners get to a) have their lives wrecked by the Olympics, b) get to see celebs whizzing past in their special limo lanes, c) become the bull’s-eye target for Al Qaeda and d) start to work out how much this is all going to cost, our caption contest can only feature one of those responsible. Cripes. Blimey. Jeepers.
It is shagalong with Mayor Boris Johnson
My entry is: In a flash back, Boris remembers why he put Kelly Brook in charge of the Olympics flag ceremony and decides it was a Korea damaging decision.
If you can do better, send your entries by 4 PM Monday to @tomwinnifrith and the most tasteless/wittiest entry by someone following me will win one of our Piss off Argentina mugs.
Last week’s caption contest asked you to examine this photo below.
The judge, someone with impeccable judgement as he says I am looking good, said that the wittiest entry was, ahem, once again from me. So no prize handed out on this occasion.
My offering was: Damian over the loudspeaker: “ Welcome gentlemen to the AGM of Alecto Resources. I have been networking hard on your behalf and may I introduce you to your new team of competent persons who will be showing off their resource estimates later.”
This week I offer you enormous scope to be tasteless – I am sure that in honour of our esteemed Mayor of London you can come up with enough to win a Piss off Argentina mug.
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