The event was hydrocarbon-powered. Greta Thunberg, the doom goblin, flew in to address the masses as they cheered her on. Natch, they were all sitting beneath Pride banners, waving their Ukrainian flags. Below is what they left behind.
54 tonnes of plastic, and probably a good few tonnes of Pride banners, must now be dealt with. Yet the young and not-so-young folk lecture people like me – who perhaps can’t afford tickets at £250 a pop – on how we must take better care of the planet. Whatever…