Trending overnight among sad right wing folk on twitter ( i.e people like me) is #socialistchatuplines – since I am unable to sleep ( too much non Fair Trade coffee after a day of successful capitalism enjoyed with two employees on the minimum wage) I bring you the best of what has appeared to date with the undoubted winner right at the end. I write as someone who is dating a socialist but I did not use any of these lines...
Billy Bowden @Ontablets 28m
#socialistchatuplines Did you hurt your head when you fell from heaven? Thats Thatchers fault!
Scott @TheBenitezYears 33m
#socialistchatuplines I would love your number. But I don't have a phone as they are tools of the bourgeoisie, Capitalist pigs
Scott @TheBenitezYears 59m
#socialistchatuplines Can you buy me a drink?
Jon Persson @J__Persson 39m
Thatcher stole my milk when I was little. Buy me a drink? #socialistchatuplines
The devilish one @Jigglypuff2344 1h
@Shugism #socialistchatuplines Roses are Pretty, Violets are Ok, but I can't buy you either, cos I'm on JSA.
Robyn @robynalice12 18m
Honey, I would re-distribute myself all over you #socialistchatuplines
Scott @TheBenitezYears 22m
#socialistchatuplines You can have the ownership of my Means of Production any day
Robyn @robynalice12 22m
It's you and me against the world baby, but let me just get them to pay for the drink first #socialistchatuplines
Jon Persson @J__Persson 26m
Well, someone did a poor job regulating and redistributing your beauty. #socialistchatuplines
Jon Persson @J__Persson 29m
Girl, I wouldn't mind taking *you* with me to the unemployment office. #socialistchatuplines
Billy Bowden @Ontablets 30m
#socialistchatuplines Wanna see my WMD?
Jon Persson @J__Persson 35m
Not to brag, but I've been on food stamps since before Obama took office. #socialistchatuplines
Sam Baxter @SamJ_Bax 35m
Despite being a capitalist pigdog, I'm Stalin love with you #SocialistChatUpLines
Daniel Pryor @DanielPryorr 38m
#socialistchatuplines Give me your money or I'll shoot you in the face...honey.
Damaine Gorman @DamaineGorman 40m
#socialistchatuplines You're trash. These clubs are trash. Oh my, I'd rather edit Wikipedia than do this
Jack Holliss @ToryHolliss 41m
#socialistchatuplines Fancy a revolution? Because I'm having an uprising.
Thomas Pilchard @LawnmowerThomas 42m
Fancy a yacht in Corfu or a villa in Ibiza this year? #socialistchatuplines
Scott @TheBenitezYears 44m
#socialistchatuplines "I love you more" "No...we love each other equally"
Eric Cartman @CartmanUniverse 48m
#socialistchatuplines I'm huge in tractor production.
HM @Shugism 57m
Is that a list of suspected traitors in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? #socialistchatuplines
Eric Cartman @CartmanUniverse 57m
#socialistchatuplines Can I show you my 5 Year Plan ?
Chris the Cabby @chrschmbrln 1h
@ranty_man What do I do? Oh, not much, Mummy and Daddy have set me up a trust fund. #socialistchatuplines
HM @Shugism 1h
Do you queue here often? #socialistchatuplines
Child Of Thatcher @Thatchers_Child 1h
I have a huge share portfolio, own 3 properties & rent 2 out. My kids went to Oxbridge, of course I'm a socialist. #socialistchatuplines
Amit @Pat3lli 1h
We can drink as much as you like, we don't have to foot the bill. #socialistchatuplines
Ranty Man @ranty_man 1h
I would buy you a drink but private wealth is oppression! #socialistchatuplines
Child Of Thatcher @Thatchers_Child 1h
So you like champagne? #socialistchatuplines
Mr B @eurofan74 1h
May I say I just love your hairy legs #socialistchatuplines
Child Of Thatcher @Thatchers_Child 1h
If you would like to go on a date with me, we'll need to complete 583218 forms & meet 14526842 targets first. #socialistchatuplines
neil @BubBobz 1h
Do you squat here often? #socialistchatuplines
HM @Shugism 1h
How do you like your wealth redistributed in the morning? #socialistchatuplines
The devilish one @Jigglypuff2344 1h
#socialistchatuplines I give a great back massage.. but the beauty is it's not SO great that you would be able to work.
neil @BubBobz 1h
Fancy coming back to mine for a fair-trade coffee? #socialistchatuplines
Chris the Cabby @chrschmbrln 1h
@ranty_man No really, I think dungarees suit you. #socialistchatuplines
Amit @Pat3lli 1h
Want to be friends with benefits? #socialistchatuplines
Ranty Man @ranty_man 1h
So, which benefits do you claim? #socialistchatuplines
Harridan Harperson @ihatelefties 1h
#socialistchatuplines Your place is mine