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Oh bloody hell then - come on Andy Murray

Tom Winnifrith
Sunday 7 July 2013

Andy, you were a miserable git desplaying all that is worst about Scottish chippiness as a young man. You still strike me as a pretty dreary fellow and your cliche ridden post match interviews are really truly unbearable. But you do seem less miserable these days and actually almost quite a nice guy.

Crying last year was a masterstroke as you would have to have a heart of stone not to feel for you. And as such, although I'd rather watch paint dry than sit through a tennis match ( even if involves some delightful young ladies carefully chosen by John Inverdale),  I truly wish you the very best of luck today as you seek to end the post 1936 Wimbledon drought.

 

As they rarely say where you come from...Best of British to you.

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