I reprint the photo below not out of vanity but in response to a request from a reader. It is of me posiing in our new must wear T-shirt, the Gary Dillabaugh special. You can of course buy your own Gary Dillabaugh T-short here.
In answer to the reader's direct question: Yes, we did clean the table after I stood on it. So post your captions in the comments section below. The deadline for entries is - as usual - 9 AM on Friday.
For what it is worth my entry is:
"With his drawings from Sefton last year Jim Ellerton could buy almost 17,000 of these T-shirts and have them shipped first class to Hawaii"
Last week I asked you for captions to this picture
The winner by a country mile was Happytrucker with
"Sorry boss, I misunderstood what you meant about fucking the political elite."