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Bulletin Board Poet of the week

Tom Winnifrith
Monday 19 August 2013

I am often misquoted (by BB Morons) as saying that all Bulletin Board posters are morons. Far from it. Some are but the vast majority are not. And in that vein, I offer up a post from the ADVFN Sefton board which is pure poetry if a tad on the brutal side:

pelham123321:

Bring out your dead.

Bring out your dead.

Bring out the Sefton dead.

Daub a red cross on your doors for Monday.

There's going to be a massacre in the stampede to offload this POS before the plug is pulled next week! Disorderly market = suspension. A Suspension that SER will never come back from.

Bring out your dead! Bring out your Sefton dead.

Pile up the bodies. Ring a ring a roses a pocket full of posies

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