If barraco barner is our president why is he getting involved in Russia, scary tweeted 20 year old Gemma Worrall (@gemworrallx) a 20 year old receptionist at a Blackpool beauty salon the other day. This tweet from a bird who is not a bad looker but is quite obviously thick as two short planks is now attracting worldwide attention.
Woolly-minded liberals say that at least she is showing an interest in politics and should be applauded for that. Gemma says she is now going to look more closely at events in the Ukraine. Those of us who are less charitable are minded to say that she is obviously just stupid both for her spelling of the name of President Obama and for thinking that he ran the UK.
Taking the third way, to quote the war criminal Blair, I do not think that Gemma is in relative terms that stupid although in absolute terms she is obviously thick. After all she has 17 GCSEs and two A-Levels (in Travel & Tourism). For that I like to think Gemma has done us all a service.
If this brainless bint has amassed 17 GCSEs that shows that, as some of us reactionaries have been suggesting for years, that these qualifications are so easy to gain that they are almost worthless. I imagine that there are tens of thousands of other imbeciles who are applauded for their “hard work” in racking up their GCSEs by their bone-idle liberal teachers but who are, in fact, just as thick as Gemma. GCSE’s are worthless pieces of paper.
Then we turn to A-Levels. Clearly Travel & Tourism are joke subjects, exams in which even an imbecile like Gemma can pass. And armed with these qualifications what has Gemma done? Travelled the world? Er…no. two years after leaving school she is living with her parents while working as a receptionist in a beauty parlour in her (grim Northern) home town.
The taxpayer has funded an obvious halfwit to study pointless qualifications that even a halfwit can pass so that she is no more qualified fir real work at 18 than she was at 16. This is merely an uber-expensive form of welfare designed to massage Youth unemployment statistics.
God sprinkles out the talents. He is not fair. Some of us have looks. Some of us are good at sport. Some are charming. Some are intelligent. Keeping vast number of Gemmas at school until they are 18 when God was not terribly kind to them in the intelligence department is just a pretence.
It is a pretence that wastes the money of taxpayers like Gemma who, to her credit has buckled down and taken a (low –paid) job after leaving school. How much better it would be for all concerned to recognise that some folks are just born not very bright; for them to leave school at 16, not wasting their time and taxpayer’s cash studying pointless material and then passing Mickey Mouse exams. And for them just to use the talents that God did give them.
Clearly Gemma was not totally ignored by God in the sprinkling exercise – she has looks and, it appears, a certain brainless charm, but to pretend that it is worth investing in prolonging her academic career is simply ludicrous.