Apparently Nigel Farage is rather upset by this stream of paradoy tweets on twitter. Come on Nigel you are going to win anyway so just sit back and laugh as there are some real gems there. In case you are not on twitter I bring you the best and also a note to My Mother in law (Dr Devedason) that my own contribution was just a little joke on my part and I am really looking forward to you coming over tomorrow.
Gary Oliver @HarerTheDog 14s
#ImVotingUkipBecause my parents didn't come here from Ireland, to have to mix with bloody foreigners
I AM GIROUD @Andy_Orbell 7h
#ImVotingUkipBecause Mr sheen left smears on my mirror and it says on the bottle that he's polish
Paul Stevenson @Gweilouk 14m
#ImVotingUkipBecause They'll send my wife back to Serbia and its cheaper than a divorce... ;-) #WhyImVotingUkip
Jack Bannister @JackBannister94 1h
#ImVotingUkipBecause England are struggling against Sri Lanka so I‘d quite like them out of the country
Mrs A @Tannyyx 3h
#ImVotingUkipBecause I'm mixed race and I wonder which half of me they will kick out first
Alex Bullement @Bulle_94 3h
#ImVotingUkipBecause 1 in 4 doctors are non-British. Can't have foreigners going round saving lives and shit #noton
Scaramouche73 @Scaramouche73 4h
#ImVotingUkipBecause I believe in diversity. The British aristocracy, the British Middle class and the British working class.
Adam Devlin @Adam1Dev 8h
#ImVotingUkipBecause The bus drove straight pass me at the bus stop this morning and i strongly suspect the driver was Polish.
And on a similar #thread
James McMahon @jamesjammcmahon May 21
#WhyImVotingUkip Because I'm worried black people will start breeding with gay people and we'll create a master race of amazing dancers
Nicöle @Nicole___Morris 2h
#WhyImVotingUkip because they are the first political party to recognise my ability, as a lesbian, to cause global warming
My own offering ( I rather hope my charming Indian mother in law is not reading)
because my mother-in-law is coming to stay this w/e and Nigel Farage will send her back home instead @TomWinnifrith