Actor Hugh Grant is, as you may remember, keen to gag the press so that it cannot run stories about how he used to get blow jobs from hookers in Los Angeles. But in the UK it appears that we are now going to include prostitution in how we calculate our Gross Domestic Product. As such it is surely a valid question to ask how much Mr Grant has contributed to US economic growth over the years?
As such the “Divine” picture below is totally relevant and I invite you to suggest a suitable caption for it. Please post your captions in the comments section below.
For what it is worth my entry is:
Hugh: “Hey Mr Bernanke forget printing money just give me a green card and US GDP growth forecasts will get blown out of the park.”
Last week I asked you for a caption for this picture.
The King is back. Long live Jon Pickles, a mild mannered accountant by day but a dervish of the caption contests by night. His winning entry is:
Strapped for cash, new management at Sefton Resources adopt innovative new techniques in their quest for commercially viable oil fields.