Hashtag praying & a City. Yes it is another terror attack carried out by a person of faith. The response from the latte sipping Metropolitan liberals is at once to rush to twitter and show solidarity.
First up append whatever national flag is appropriate to your avatar. Oh Hells teeth you can hear them shrieking from Islington all the way to Stoke Newington and up in Central Manchester, we can't have the flag of St George, that is for white van driving common people. Its so racist and 20th century. Whatever.
Ok send out a tweet #prayforLondon because we all love each other really. Heck you fucking liberals why not go to a Church for some real praying for once in your life?. I know there might be some old folk who believe in God there. How fucking barbaric and backward looking are they? Ok well we won't, like, say a real prayer because only reactionary UKIP bigots, like, believe in that Jesus shit, you know. But we are showing solidarity on new media.
Ok, now off to go on a #BoycottByron march so that more poor people who actually, you know, like have a job get to get fired.
Gosh I really love living in Shoreditch in the flat Daddy helped me buy with all my liberal friends, we are so fucking tolerant and really, like, think about the big issues. Not like Old people.