I asked you to submit captions for the picture below and the entries were all suitably filthy and on predictable themes. thank heavens Diane Abbott was not in the shot or I really might have started to get a little squeamish.
You can see all the entries HERE
But there can only be one winner and it was selected by Labour's NEC after advice from party lawyers, and despite a challenge from a Blairite war-mongering Kulak, on the grounds that it was the least distasteful. The winning entry from a Mr T Winnifrith of Bristol is:
At the post conference karaoke session, Keith could hardly contain his delight as Jeremy said he would be performing The Weather Girls classic "It's Raining Men"
