Dubai

3140 days ago

Lying criminal Chris Oil discusses who owes him cash and his pals in the SAS

There are no photos yet of Chris Oil's imaginary sports cars in Dubai. But his claim to have been the U-18 school boxing champion now looks all the more impressive given how so many of his pals from school are now in the SAS. If ISIS are not backing down when we send in the school boxing also rans into Syria perhaps it is time that Rambo Oil went on a special mission? The Islamofascists would surely shit themselves if they knew that the hardest bloke from the top school for SAS recruiting, Mr Chris Oil, was on his way. 

3181 days ago

Chris Oil & the Dubai Supercars - is this the ultimate twitter fantasy?

What on earth is the little criminal and market abuser Chris Oil up to? A twitter conversation just spotted by an eagle eyed reader from the welfare safari is recorded below and begs a question or 29 for the twerp.

3192 days ago

Chris Oil lands back in UK - is the great boxing match back on?

And there were we thinking that market abusing, lying fantasist and all round little twerp had fled to Dubai to avoid taking me on in the boxing match he had challenged me to and accused me of being too cowardly to take part in.  But no, the little crook is back in the UK so I have sent him an email. Chris starts with his tweet

3236 days ago

Afriag - Yusuf Kajee fraud trial moved to Pretoria next week

Since he is in Dubai right now, Yusuf Kajee of Afriag (AFRI) may not have been told that the venue of his fraud trial on 20 January has been moved. I'm always happy to help the old smearer out so...

3331 days ago

Life on Marbs 12 starring Quindell fraudster Jon Stretton Knowles – Series Finale

I am on cold turkey already. This was the last episode of the worst ever TV reality series ever – Life on Marbs. Surely even ITV cannot bring this rubbish back. Anyhow what happened in Marbs in episode 12?

Quindell (QPP) fraudster Jon Stretton Knowles turned relationship counsellor again and managed to get Lola back with the moron she had cuckolded. Then JSK opened his new Gentleman’s Club, The Barber Shop with a party. Plenty of Lambos outside said Jon, its looking good. Then off to a bar with the slappers where one bird climbed on top of a topless JSK to lick tequila off his chest. It then got worse. Finally it was the Golden Tarts end of season party. The good news for Marbs?

Having launched his club, JSK is heading off to Dubai. Is that 

3624 days ago

Action Hotels, action in Dubai

Action Hotels (AHCG) has announced that it is to jointly acquire (with an option to later wholly acquire) land for $15.7 million for its first hotel development in Dubai. 

4302 days ago

Black Swan New Year Letter 2013: China to recover, US to recover, Europe Doomed

This is the annual letter sent out by my friend Richard Poulden. This year – as every year – we wil hold a 10 minute debate at the UKInvestor Show – I am not sure of the subject matter yet but it is always sparky. I am not sure that I agree 100% on China but on Europe we are at one. No debate there. Over to Richard:

“In the absence of the gold standard, there is no way to protect savings from confiscation through inflation” – Alan Greenspan, 1966

“Keep a clear head and always carry a light bulb” – Bob Dylan, 1965

Yesterday morning in Dubai was foggy: thick, gooey, 12-metre visibility stuff. As I drove my daughter to school , I said: “Let’s see how many cars we can find driving without lights”.

“Come on”, she said, “no one could be THAT stupid”

“Oh yes they could”, I said, “I’m going for a starter of three”.

Well we found three cars in the space of a few blocks. As we hit Sheik Zayed Road where the traffic in the fast lane was still doing 120km, she said: “OK, this is crazy, let’s go for 8 or 12”.

“That’s fine”, I said, “but I want to go for the big one: I want to find the European Union…. I want to find a bus..or a large sewage tanker”……and we did.

The gurus at Deutsche Bank published a study1 in July of last year suggesting that the politicians guiding the world economy were behaving exactly like those sewage tankers and buses in the fog. They propose this because their hypothesis is that none of the old economic philosophies actually apply to the current world economy and thus the levers being pulled by the politicians are not actually connected to anything.