3633 days ago
Who said that mining analysts were dull? When not writing the worst research notes in history, or getting smashed and then giving members of the working classes a damn good thrashing, it appears that Honourable Edward Charles d'Olier Gibson, son of the 4th Baron Ashbourne is having a spot of bother with the ladies.
Now estranged from his upper class fishwife and F-list TV celeb Mrs Tanya Beckett, champagne Charlie seems to have been enjoy a bit of a bachelor lifestyle in his Belgravia hunting grounds, ironically assisted by the fact that he has had to wear an electronic tag and been subject to a 9 PM to 5 AM curfew for the past year.
For it seems that mining guru Charles was dating two perfectly blameless young ladies promising that both had a great future with him. With lady A he would discuss exploring new zones until while 8.30 playing away, before explaining he had to be back home before the curfew kicked in. And then he was free to discuss shaft positioning back at his Belgravia mansion with lady B until dawn broke.
And so this happy arrangement has continued for the past year
4030 days ago
Commissioned Researcher Edison has set up its twitter account to retweet to its followers and customers all articles on this website with the word Edison in the title. Ho. Ho. Ho. For it seems that its star mining analyst, uber posh Charlie Gibson won’t be going on any field trips soon.
Charlie, you may remember, shot to fame with the classic commissioned research note on African Eagle (AFE) claiming that its lead project was worth $400 million. Weeks later African said it could find no funding for Charlie’s gem and went 99% tits up. But it is not crime against sensible investing that we are dealing with here….
Having been given an upper class fishwife ear bashing by Charlie’s C-list TV presenter Mrs, the porcine Tanya Beckett, a few years ago, I feel some pleasure in bringing you the tale of Charlie and the Old Bill.
It seems as if Charlie and his Mrs were having a bit of a domestic
