4301 days ago
Some may describe this as being more tasteless than a Findus horse lasagne. There will be those who gloss over the reports of repeated domestic incidents in this household and say that we should all move on. I haven’t. And so I bring you the best of the Oscar Pistorious twitter jokes today
@MrWard_
Oscar Pistorious killed his misses on valentines day so dont complain when yours forgets 2 get a card
@sickipediabot
Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don’t try to surprise Oscar Pistorious.
@FattusAntus
Oscar Pistorious. Proof that a man with no legs is better at shooting than Theo Walcott.
@FattusAntus
Oscar Pistorious. A history of violence against women and has spent most of his life legless. He’s the South African Paul Gascoigne.
