Rachel from Customer Services

11 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bonus Bearcast: 2 dire warnings about the UK stockmarket & a great idea for Rachel Reeves to save it & get more tax in

I chatted at length to a well known fund manager last night. On the basis of that I explain why, ceteris paribus, there will be more low ball cash bids and make two predictions of doom. On the other hand I have an idea for Rachel from Customer Services which would bring her more tax and cause the market to roof it so making her the hero of the day.

12 days ago

Nuburu – the ramp continues & a CV possibly penned by Rachel from Customer Services

When Alessandro Zamboni’s reign at Nuburu (US:BURU) started on 13 January 2025 the shares were $0.5. They are now $0.16. Yesterday, Nuburu issued its latest ramptastic announcement. It is all so much bollocks.

35 days ago

How is Sealand Capital Galaxy not bust? Is Cheuk cheucking in the towel on keeping the lights on?

What am I missing here? It seems to me that Sealand Capital Galaxy (SCGL), whose shares touched 11p earlier this year but are now 0.525p is completely bust. Maybe its CEO, Tom Sawyer, who got Rachel from Customer Services to write his CV, can explain why I am wrong.

39 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 2: Those celebrating piss poor numbers from Wetherspoons, celebrate poor folks getting sacked

I start with JD Wetherspoon (JDW) and more low paid workers sacked by Rachel from Customer Services. Then two bigger companies to short: Diversified Energy (DEC) and Ceres Power (CWR). Finally Ed Milliband has discovered free money. Not.

39 days ago

We're from the government and we're here to help you: Spoons’ heroic Tim Martin explains economics to Rachel from Customer Services

Interims from JD Wetherspoon (JDW) are out this morning and for reasons without its control they have not impressed and the shares are off by c10%. Heroic chairman Tim Martin knows who is to blame. He says that:

41 days ago

Have 89% of SME’s really fired at least one employee since the Autumn Budget?

That is the shocking claim made today by The Global Payroll Association (GPA) and if true it really is a damning indictment of chancellor Rachel from Customer Services. But is it true?

115 days ago

A disgraced fund manager rushes to defend Rachel from Customer Services

I suppose our beloved Chancellor needs any friend she can find right now, even a disgraced fund manager under FCA investigation. No not me silly, it is Neil Woodford.

138 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: words from a genius (Mark Slater) and from a congenital idiot (Simon Botfield)

https://shareprophets.com/views/78100/tom-winnifrith-bearcast-words-from-a-genius-mark-slater-and-from-a-congenital-idiot-simon-botfield

138 days ago

In Black and white: Rachel from customer services puts folks on the dole

A profits warning from Shoe Zone (SHOE) will be gutting for shareholders as the stock is off by 44% at just 80p. Steve called this correctly and is justifiably smug today. The real losers are staff who will be losing their jobs just in time for Christmas and the company does not pull its punches: the finger of blame is rightly pointed at Rachel from Customer Services. One again “Labour is not working”.

156 days ago

When is it okay to be a convicted fraudster and cover it up?

https://shareprophets.com/views/77789/when-is-it-okay-to-be-a-convicted-fraudster-and-cover-it-up

156 days ago

BREAKING: Peel Hunt warns of £2 billion AIM IHT own goal by Rachel from Customer Services

Peel Hunt’s head of research Charles Hall has this morning warned that scrapping IHT relief on AIM shares will not raise £100 million to save the NHS as predicted by Rachel from Customer services but will in fact slash tax revenues by £1.1 billion this tax year rising to £2 billion per annum thereafter. You do not need to be an economist to see that this is a spectacular own goal.