The war to end all wars

3930 days ago

If there is to be World War Three – 10 reasons to look on the bright side

Naturally I rather hope that events in the Ukraine do not spiral into World War Three as I rather sense that this really would be the war to end all wars. And everything else. But always seeking solace of a silver lining in every nuclear cloud here are my ten looking on the bright side reasons for cheer.

1. I do not have to worry about being on the hook for alimony for the next thirty years and any more sniping letters from lawyers.
2. We can stop panicking about where to house the cats when we go on holiday this summer
3. I will die vindicated in the belief that all that money the Government spends telling me that smoking will kill me was utterly wasted.
4. As the planet goes into nuclear winter even the BBC and its sister paper, The Guardian, will stop banging on about global warming caused by man-made carbon emissions.