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2432 days ago

Millennial bedwetters froth about #StormyDaniels Day but so what if Donald Trump screwed some porno actresses?

Porn star Stormy Daniels was doing what she does best last night, that is to say baring all and making up a little bit more for the cameras. Back in 2006 she appears to have had sex with Donald Trump. She took cash from The Trumpster to keep her mouth shut, after - no doubt - being lavished with gifts by the same man for doing the opposite. But she has now decided that she must earn more cash by speaking out. Her story seems embellished. Did Trump really say that Stormy (classic white trash) reminded him of his daughter Ivanka ( quite classy) as he screwed her? I doubt it but that sort of "added extra" will rake in the extra dollars for Stormy.

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2744 days ago

Spoiled Oxford University brat Lavinia Woodward should go to jail - one law for the rich....

Lavinia Woodward attends Christ Church the Oxford College known as "the House". 17 Prime Ministers went there, it is the college of of the privileged elite. It goes without saying that like Evelyn Waugh I was rejected by the House and, like Waugh, ended up at downmarket Hertford. The House is for the blue bloods not great writers. Lavinia picked up her boyfriend on the casual sex app Tinder, then while off her head on drugs assaulted him, throwing a laptop and other objects in his direction before stabbing him in the leg with a bread knife. Jail beckons surely? Er...no.

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