4382 days ago
I shall be celebrating alcohol awareness week with a few glasses of red tonight as my first e-book is now available for pre-order.
Buy it today and it should be despatched within 10 days of not sooner ready for you read on your kindle or computer. Normally priced at £5 you can pick it up for just £4.25 HERE.
The book is the best of this blog between its launch and the end of October with the odd extra joke chucked in for free. One of the proof-readers described it as a “very humorous look at our Orwellian world”. I guess that is what it is meant to be.
Anyhow, roll up roll up, place your orders here.
4413 days ago
There was I sitting in the pub minding my own business when a bloke came up and invited me to take part in the pub quiz. Normally I am always up for a good quiz. But a) he looked like a total weirdo and b) he said that it was weather themed. I declined.
This would, however, be where my good friend Zak Mir would have been in his element.
4415 days ago
Jeepers. I think I have got both the sound and light right this week. A bonus helping of chocolate pizza for me. I had to get the hang of it eventually. The nine minute video postcard is wide ranging and I only mention Sefton Resources (SER) once and even then only en passant. How is that for restraint?
4502 days ago
Just for the avoidance of doubt should any hot Swedish birds with loose morals and a penchant for older men staying in Greece thus summer be reading this, this article is not an admission that I have used or need to use Viagra. I am not that old. I shall explain more later. For the avoidance of more doubt, that bit about the Swedish birds was also a joke but in case I am still creating doubt, I have no need to take any chemicals.
Gmail is very good at taking out obvious spam, but sometimes it gets it wrong. So just occasionally I check my spam box to permanently delete a dozen emails from Nigeria and to see of there is anything important there. Today there was. First up was an email from a former FD at RSH Paul Lavender. Apparently he is in Madrid with his family and has been held up at gunpoint and needs me to wire him cash so he can get home – the thieves did not grab his passport.
