Uganda

812 days ago

Photo Article from Uganda, it really is THIS long, Gary Newman proves it

Gary Newman is busy on his main job as an angling journalist and is currently at Murchison Falls in Uganda. Apparently this is good place to meet man eating crocodiles but nothing stops our man from wading into the water with his latest catch which, he says, was 199lbs. As you can see below, it certainly looks big enough for a croc’s breakfast. As for its lunch….

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1013 days ago

Winner of Gary Newman fat hippo caption contest announced

On Monday I served up a photo taken by our own Gary Newman, currently sitting  by a river in Uganda and asked you for suitable captions. As you can see here there were anumber of fine entries but inevitably the winner involved David Lenigas.

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1016 days ago

Gary Newman in Uganda prize caption contest - is that David Lenigas wallowing in the AIM sewer

Pro tem there are no articles from Gary Newman as our man is in Uganda doing his day job as a fishing journalist. Anyhow, he has posted this photo he took of David Lenigas wallowing in the AIM sewer, I mean, of the wildlife diversity spotted as Gary tries to catch a fish. I invite you to supply a suitable caption in the comments section before midnight tonight. Do not hold back. 

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2920 days ago

African Potash - you disgusting fraudsters - how about an update on Uganda?

For sleazy Lord Peter Hain and lyin' Chris Cleverley and their colleagues on the board at FRAUD African Potash (AFPO) the main priorities are finding a new Nomad who will do anything for money including acting for FRAUDS and finding investors to pony up for a bailout placing PDQ to avoid tits up time. But if the gents at Potash have a spare couple of minutes how about an update on Uganda?

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4369 days ago

Ha! Christian Aid: Gotcha – you called the wrong Mr T Winnifrith on the £2billion day

My Guardian reading father is an incredibly generous contributor to Christian Aid. But still they want more. It is after all better to give than to receive and they are just helping to save his soul. And so once a week he gets a call asking him to up his contribution. Bad luck Christian aid. My father is at a funeral and so when you called today and asked for Mr T Winnifrith I replied truthfully that they were speaking to Mr T Winnifrith and…

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