brown envelopes

302 days ago

BREAKING: More ouzo – its all gone horribly wrong at Richard Poulden/David Lenigas/ Zak Mir promote Valereum

Oh dear, oh dear. Do you remember when the Sith Lord Zak Mir was being pushed brown envelopes to say these shares were heading to 200p while David Lenigas said they were going to 100p repeatedly on twitter? Or was it the other way round. Anyhow that pumping allowed Richard Poulden, assisted by spoofery from London’s new Lord Mayor to do a placing at 64p. I have repeatedly exposed the shenanigans and now vindication for me. Ouzo for the Sheriff no more brown envelopes for Mir.

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435 days ago

Hydrogen Utopia – adverse media comment ( I think it is taking about me!)

Hydrogen Utopia (HUI) likes the sort of media comment where – in return for brown envelopes – members of the NUJ say how cheap its shares are and agree to pie in the sky forecasts. Today, it has put out a statement, clearly referring to my article of yesterday. Ouch, get that handbag swinging Howie White. You are awful but … I like you. Hell’s teeth I don’t actually. Hydrogen states:

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482 days ago

BREAKING: Who coined it in as Deepverge collapsed? Did Zak Mir collect any brown envelopes

From £70 million to nothing, as Deepverge (DVRG) awaits almost certain administration investors in this company will have lost everything. But did someone make a packet? I bring you below three tweets and an article by the Sith Lord Zak Mir of Lift Global Ventures (LFT). The article ( dated 7 February 2023) talks of a “tsunami of cash” being on its way to Deepverge. Hmmm.

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655 days ago

Zak Mir’s Lift Global Ventures chucks £750,000 down a related party, technically insolvent, black hole

Oh dear, oh dear, the Sith Lord Zak Mir’s Lift Global Ventures (LFT) becomes more of a joke every day. Its first investment, when it was a media consolidation play, was Zak’s own company brown envelopes company Miriad, a deal which broke all sorts of rules and stank. Now there is another related party deal, as Lift goes into energy. You could not make this up.

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2395 days ago

UK Investor Show 2018 video - Kiran Morzaria of Cadence Minerals

I should declare that about eight years ago I borrowed C$20 from Kiran Morzaria in a snow bound Toronto and have yet to pay him back so there is a clear conflict of interest here. Not! Cue Bulletin Board Morons screaming about brown envelopes. I digress, Kiran was presenting on behalf of Cadence Minerals (KDNC). Enjoy.

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3354 days ago

Jack Straw & Malcolm Rifkind did nothing wrong in soliciting brown envelopes - yeah right

And the political classes, the folks living inside the Westminster bubble, wonder why the other 99.9% of the population think that they are scoundrels beneath contempt? 

Earlier this year C4 stung Lord Malcolm Rifkind and Jack “I love illegal wars” Straw getting both to admit on camera that they would lobby for cash. I quote that good socialist Straw on camera: 

I got in to see the relevant director general and his officials in Brussels and we got the sugar regulations changed, he said. I meanthe crucial thing about this, it’s all, it’s public that the regulations have been changed, but the best way of dealing with these things is under the radar” 

That was on behalf of a firm that had paid him £60,000. Straw added

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3561 days ago

The Equities First Holdings LLC Scandal – which, if any, Nomads took brown envelopes?

Oh dear, a Nomad who was approached by Equities First Holdings LLC urging it to get its corporate clients to engage in its dodgy share trades has come forward and revealed that brown envelopes were involved. So which Nomad or Nomads have taken one and is this not a conflict of interest?

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