wank

2999 days ago

When in Rome...Masturbate in Public, The Decline and fall of the Western Empire

There are days when you start to think that in ranting about a decadent and degenerate West the chaps at ISIS have not got it completely wrong. And thus we today discover that masturbating in public, in fact in front of young women, is no longer an illegal act in Italy thanks to a Supreme Court Ruling.

3445 days ago

Have you ever got a call from Mr Rude Wank? Surely he'd change his name?

I check my spam box trying to find a missing email and see that I have an invite to the Real-Time Advertising summit in London. I shall not be attending but I note that they have a keynote speaker. I quote:

Ruud Wanck from GroupM Connect, will join us at our Real-Time Advertising Summit, taking place on 18-19 November in London to present on the value and skills that advertising agencies add in a technology driven real-time programmatic world.

Hmmm

Now when Ruud calls folks on the phone he really must say what sounds like "Hi