I have just completed my first shift as a waiter at Real Man Pizza Company. Sadly for the Bulletin Board morons this is not an ongoing feature of my life just a response to a hectic pre-Christmas Friday. I think I am not a very good waiter. Now devoid of energy and polishing off a glass of red I offer a picture of two well known gentlemen. One is a character that some people believe in and who always delivers and the other is Prime Minister David Cameron.
To win an “It’s Time to Leave T-shirt simply post your caption entries in the comments section below
For what it is worth my entry is:
Call Me Dave: “What you mean you don’t put the reindeer food on expenses?”
The deadline for your entries is a week today
Last week I asked you for captions to this picture
And the winner is (for the second time) one of our two esteemed correspondents from the GNSH that is Stoke. Well done to Chris G for:
The man with blood on his hands says :“Oh great leader, please come to Britain and bring your enlightened views to the town of Rotherham”
??The former leader of Libya replies : “ Isn’t that a grim northern shit hole ???
TB : “Ah, but there’s a great job for you in the Social Services department there.”
Chris get in touch and we will dispatch your prize after Christmas.