Have you ever got a call from Mr Rude Wank? Surely he'd change his name?

I check my spam box trying to find a missing email and see that I have an invite to the Real-Time Advertising summit in London. I shall not be attending but I note that they have a keynote speaker. I quote:

Ruud Wanck from GroupM Connect, will join us at our Real-Time Advertising Summit, taking place on 18-19 November in London to present on the value and skills that advertising agencies add in a technology driven real-time programmatic world.

Hmmm

Now when Ruud calls folks on the phone he really must say what sounds like "Hi it is Rude wank here can I ..." At which point folk must either slam the phone down or burst out laughing. If I was Ruud I would a) curse my parents and b) change my name. Wouldn't you?

I was at school with a bloke whose surname was Head. His parents christened him Richard. Dick for short. I always though his parents were a tad cruel.